How would i go about becoming a princess some day?

when i w little, my mum likedd to buy me princess dolls from the disney store like cinderella or belle or sleeping beauty. i would watch the disney movies about princesses and stuff too and it really inspired me. it has been my dream ever since then to be a princess some day. i fantasize all day about the idea of wearing beautiful long flowing gowns, nice heels, jewelry, and an awesome crown made of expensive jewels. ahhh i would love to become a princess. i've got the looks and everything, too. only thing is, i dont know how to go about being a princess. i'm normally really wild and like to play in the mud and get all messy with my friends and i dont think princesses do that really. also, i go to school every day. just a plain ordinary school. princesses don't go to school. they have the smarts they need already. well, i have all the smarts i need already too, ttt, my mom still, knowing this, makes me attend school. also, my mom isn't a queen, and my dad isnt a king. i aint royal at all. i guess i could take after cinderella and find a job somewhere and where rags and stuff, find a nice slipper, lose it, and then ask a rich guy to give it back to me and then i'd marry him and we'd have money to make me a princess. that aint likely either. soo i guess my only option is to some how go to britain and steal kate middleton's title..along with her husband prince william, whom i've always secretly wanted anyway ;). how do i go about doin all thiss??